Saturday, July 18, 2009

Singaporeans. TSK.

Not that I have anything against. I'm Singaporean too. Picking on us because we have the most pathetic media resources ect. ever. And the pronounciation of most common words:
Stickers: Stick-cos.
Table: Taberrr.
Toilet: Doylut.
Thanks: Tanks.
Excuse me: S-Q S-Q (say it really fast) [OR] Skew-me skew-me.
Three: Tree.
Time: Dime.
Pillow: Below.
Fork: Oh dey nevuh gif you forks ah?
Delete: Delick. (Copyrighted by VANN only.)
Blog: Block.
Pizza: Pissah.
Brain: Blainnne.
Over here: Ovah hea.
Over there: Ovah der.
Honey: Haaaneee.
Mister: Misstuh.
Where's your house?: Weah yaw haooss leh?
Sheet: S***.
Geography: Gee-oh-graph-fee. (ALSO Copyrighted by EVANN.)

Science: Sigh-ee.

Sadly, this is just a small fraction of it.

-ESTHERR.

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